27,459 notes · 10 hours ago · reblog

donnacabonna:

i have the ugliest body ever i want a refund 

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

captors0llux:

growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and  memories of when you were the supreme sibling

basedgosh:

i need a sweater that says “please let me pet your dog”

attention all soft animals….. hello
103,487 notes · 13 hours ago · reblog
surprisebitch:

zeyn melek

vrixie:

irisannwest:

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

The bourgeoisie

creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

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